My wife and I never baby talk to our kids. We communicate entirely by waving handheld illuminated beacons.
My son is 3 and has directed seven passenger planes to land in our street.
My wife and I never baby talk to our kids. We use full sentences and a wide vocabulary including complex words.
My son is 3 and can carry a full conversation. Adults at family gatherings are shocked at his social aptitude. My daughter isn’t even 2 and she uses 4-syllable words.
My wife and I never baby talk to our son. After his sitter went missing, we learned not to incur his ire.
My son is 3 and can carry on a full conversation with Elder Ones beyond the edge of time and sanity. My daughter is 2 and already knows the song that will unmake the world. https://twitter.com/thebrometheus/status/1221034141765922816
My wife and I never baby talk to our kids. We use full sentences and a wide vocabulary including complex words.
My son is 3 and can carry a full conversation. Adults at family gatherings are shocked at his social aptitude. My daughter isn’t even 2 and she uses 4-syllable words.
Ah! I know who you’re talking about now, @Ben_Abernathy. I think that prominent DC character being ‘torn in half’ is underselling it. They really should EXPLODE out with THAT impact.
Twitter is the right place for these notes, right? 😈☠️
#DCeased #Unkillables
@TomTaylorMade @pellertweeto Mwahahah! It’s on page 17, panel 1 of issue two...😈☠️